jueves, octubre 20, 2005

Otro paso en la liberación femenina?

Ya sabíamos que había aparecido el mal de los pollos, pero ya que un gallo ponga un huevo se va un poco de toda lógica, entonces ni digamos si son dos huevos! Esto es lo que pasó en Chile (se acuerdan, ese hilito de tierra del otro lado de la cordillera, una especie de escollera para que el océano pacífico no pegue con todo en nuestras lindas montañas). Un gallo puso dos huevos (le recuerdo al público que si bien es "macho", el gallo no debería tener dos huevos en su organismo, y mucho menos expulsarlos de esta forma).
Los huevos, sin embargo, sólo tienen unos pocos centímetros de diámetro y cuando le rompieron los huevos al pobre gallo notaron que tampoco tenían yema (me parece que ese gallo se había comido dos de esas porquerías de plástico que traen el juguete en el kinder sorpresa, que después siguieron su camino normal para todo alimento, y estos quieren agrandar la noticia diciendo que son huevos.
O tal vez esto sea un ensayo, está preparándose el macho para demostrar que no es verdad que no se puede vivir sin minas.
O puede ser un nuevo paso en la liberación femenina, cansadas de ser ellas quienes tienen que expulsar por un orificio del cuerpo objetos que son visiblemente más grandes que el tamaño normal de ese orificio (y las gallinas lo tienen que hacer muy seguido, no están 9 meses para tirar un huevo con anestesia y asistencia médica, para después pasarse una vida hablando de eso) decidieron imponerse ante los machos y exigir igualdad de condiciones. Como vemos, por cada grupo machos sólo uno realmente escucha lo que dicen las mujeres, cómo pasa en los seres humanos, para que luego ese pobre macho (es peor que ser conductor designado) intente explicarle a los demás lo que le dijeron (haciendo una especie de teléfono descompuesto, pero donde el intermediario intenta ahorcarse con el cable), pero los demás o no se enteraron o se hicieron los dolobus y lo dejaron solo al pobre gallito.
Tal vez uno de esos huevos contenía al hijo del Diablo, señalando el principio del apocalipsis...pero igual la mina esta los rompió, así que no se preocupen.

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